Most of my English teachers were male... and "English" class was actually more of a literature class after Jr. High.

But there was this Social Studies teacher I had. Ms. Malchow. Jet black hair, piercing blue eyes, about 5'2" with an hourglass figure.

She was smart, funny... I had to hold my notebook in front of "myself" as she frequently wore miniskirts with tall heels. Damn.