Now, c'mon. Who thinks that the "poor boy" is actually traumatized? Maybe by the legal process, but by getting laid? I don't think so!
You know I was just kidding Ron. I'll bet you couldn't wipe the grin off of those boys with Skunk spray. I wasn't kidding about the Clydesdale Scale though, that's for real.
We never had weather like this before they started messing around with that internet stuff.