I Wish My Teachers Had Been Less Moral.

[KJ3N]

If guys could get pregnant....

... abortion and birth control would be human rights.

[XE1/N5AL]

I used to have a French teacher in HS who was extremely hot. What's more she had long wavy dirty blonde hair that I was drawn to. To make matters worst I used to sit in the front of the classroom and she must have noticed my admiration because as she would do the recitation she would park her hot ass right on my desk inches from me and it was at that point impossible to think any more of the lessons because only one thing and one thing only could occupy my mind at that point.

I had a somewhat similar experience with a good-looking (and unmarried) teacher. In class, I must have stared at her all hour long and she often smiled back. Many times, she would call on me to answer questions.

One day, just before the end of the school year, this teacher caught me walking home from school in the rain. She pulled her car over, rolled down the passenger-side window and asked me if I wanted a ride. Of course, I immediately accepted. As we drove down the road, she asked me the obvious question of where I lived. I responded with my street name. Then, she started talking about her apartment that was only about a mile away from my house.

I'll never be fully sure if there was any kind of offer in her conversation because I was too dumb, naive and scared to follow through with the next logical comment: I should have casually asked to see her apartment. Instead, we eventually arrived at my house and I thanked her for the ride. Years later, I'm still kicking myself! :(

[N8YX]

I had a somewhat similar experience with a good-looking (and unmarried) teacher. In class, I must have stared at her all hour long and she often smiled back. Many times, she would call on me to answer questions.

One day, just before the end of the school year, this teacher caught me walking home from school in the rain. She pulled her car over, rolled down the passenger-side window and asked me if I wanted a ride. Of course, I immediately accepted. As we drove down the road, she asked me the obvious question of where I lived. I responded with my street name. Then, she started talking about her apartment that was only about a mile away from my house.

I'll never be fully sure if there was any kind of offer in her conversation because I was too dumb, naive and scared to follow through with the next logical comment: I should have casually asked to see her apartment. Instead, we eventually arrived at my house and I thanked her for the ride. Years later, I'm still kicking myself! :(

Roads not taken.

Pretty much the story with the English teacher I remember. My friends and I were somewhat "challenging" to her methods of operating the classroom, and as the ringleader of sorts I think I aggravated and fascinated her at the same time.

[N7RJD]

All I can say is they didn't look like or boink like that when I was in school...Damn the luck.

[K7SGJ]

All I can say is they didn't look like or boink like that when I was in school...Damn the luck.

They might have been at some of the schools I went to, but it sure as hell wasn't with me.

[n2ize]

I had a somewhat similar experience with a good-looking (and unmarried) teacher. In class, I must have stared at her all hour long and she often smiled back. Many times, she would call on me to answer questions.

One day, just before the end of the school year, this teacher caught me walking home from school in the rain. She pulled her car over, rolled down the passenger-side window and asked me if I wanted a ride. Of course, I immediately accepted. As we drove down the road, she asked me the obvious question of where I lived. I responded with my street name. Then, she started talking about her apartment that was only about a mile away from my house.

I'll never be fully sure if there was any kind of offer in her conversation because I was too dumb, naive and scared to follow through with the next logical comment: I should have casually asked to see her apartment. Instead, we eventually arrived at my house and I thanked her for the ride. Years later, I'm still kicking myself! :(

I got those types of "offers" on occasion when I was young and yes, most of the time I was too naive/dumb to realize what was happening and follow through and now years later I kick myself in the head. Then again, perhaps in some ways it was better that I was dumb.

These days I don't get those kinds of offers anymore, except perhaps if/when the moose migrate down from Canada.

[ab1ga]

Moose = Canadian sheep? I never knew.

I'm thinking of Wellies with lifts, and it is quite disturbing this early in the morning.

:)

[kb2vxa]

In trucker slang moose is the opposite of beaver. Beware the lot lizards, I'm thinking of an episode of COPS with a moose trucker wearing a leopard skin leotard with fish net pantyhose... bababooie.

[ab1ga]

In trucker slang moose is the opposite of beaver. Beware the lot lizards, I'm thinking of an episode of COPS with a moose trucker wearing a leopard skin leotard with fish net pantyhose... bababooie.

Oh dear... I don't think I needed to know that...

[n2ize]

By "moose" I mean the common animal. being old and ugly I don't get many offers from good looking, female, human beings any more.