chemist walks into a bar and says "barkeep, I would like a refreshing glass of h2o" Drunkie next to him says "I would like a refreshing h2o too" then he died.
two atoms sitting on a bench watching the tachyons flutter by. One screams in shock "AAAH I JUST LOST AN ELECTRON" "Are you sure?" "IM POSITIVE!"
Two chemists hard at work in a lab. "Pablo, is silicon the same in Spanish as it is in English?" "Si"
Argon walks into a bar. barkeep yells.. "Hey you, we dont serve your kind in here!" Argon was nonreactive.
Two kids walk up to there chemist Dad... "Daddy, tell us a funny story about potassium"... "K"
Thank ewe... Menudo is two for one today!