Educated humor....

[w3bny]

chemist walks into a bar and says "barkeep, I would like a refreshing glass of h2o" Drunkie next to him says "I would like a refreshing h2o too" then he died.

two atoms sitting on a bench watching the tachyons flutter by. One screams in shock "AAAH I JUST LOST AN ELECTRON" "Are you sure?" "IM POSITIVE!"

Two chemists hard at work in a lab. "Pablo, is silicon the same in Spanish as it is in English?" "Si"

Argon walks into a bar. barkeep yells.. "Hey you, we dont serve your kind in here!" Argon was nonreactive.

Two kids walk up to there chemist Dad... "Daddy, tell us a funny story about potassium"... "K"


Thank ewe... Menudo is two for one today!

[kf0rt]

Where's Rotley when you need him to 'splain a joke?

[W5RB]

WB , Ren . LTNS.

[KC2UGV]

I spit coffee all over my keyboard lol

[WØTKX]

Gawd help, I "got" them all... Posted them at work, got a lot of "huh"? Oh well.

[ab1ga]

Where's Rotley when you need him to 'splain a joke?

Believe me, the more you learn about these, the more it's going to hurt.

[kf0rt]

Believe me, the more you learn about these, the more it's going to hurt.

I got just enough to conjure visions of a convention at a Holiday Inn.

[W1GUH]

A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

[w0aew]

[KG4CGC]

Should have asked for H2O also.