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    Whacker Knot WØTKX's Avatar
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    Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?



    Because when they find the position,
    they can't find the momentum...

    When they have the momentum,
    they can't find the position!
    Last edited by WØTKX; 01-04-2012 at 10:40 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?



    Because when they find the position,
    they can't find the momentum...

    When they have the momentum,
    they can't find the position!
    Because they look like this guy: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...y/b2e8d7a9.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    He looks a lot like this guy

    "Friendships come in strange packages
    The best ones are opened with a smile"

    NA4BH '15

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