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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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    Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?



    Because when they find the position,
    they can't find the momentum...

    When they have the momentum,
    they can't find the position!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?



    Because when they find the position,
    they can't find the momentum...

    When they have the momentum,
    they can't find the position!
    Because they look like this guy: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c7...y/b2e8d7a9.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    He looks a lot like this guy

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    Hmmm, I see the resemblance there.

    "Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?"
    I think you were thinking of the uncertainty principle so try this.
    Because when they know where it is they don't know when it is, when they know when it is they don't know where it is. Mostly the latter.
    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
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    chemist walks into a bar and says "barkeep, I would like a refreshing glass of h2o" Drunkie next to him says "I would like a refreshing h2o too" then he died.
    He had a corrosive personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W5GA View Post
    He had a corrosive personality.
    More like reactive. Possibly bubbly.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Mad Dog! Mad Dog!
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    of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman



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    Like a foamy badger...but with organic oxidizers!
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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive.
    In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative
    is still a negative.”


    “However,” he pointed out, “there is no language wherein a
    double positive can form a negative.”


    A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah. Right.”

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