Somdays it dont pay to be Hispanic...

[w3bny]

Dios Mio....

Went to my mediocre passible "Mexican" restaurant this evening. Oh...my...gawd... Me and Mrs Bunneh get seated in the back end. Eh..it was packed so no biggie. But I got seated to a table of good ol fahsioned grade a meat and taters eatin red NECKS! And lemme tell you, they knew it all about Meskin cookin boy... My waiter comes up. Buenos Tardes senior... Si quedes bebidas? No prob. Para la seniora, una diet coke y uno margarita tejana...con sal...grande por favor. Gracias Senior. The subject table next to me. Guy is wearing a Champion Spark plug hat (and ofcourse its still on his head) and a black t-shirt with a crying wuffeh over imposed with an American flag (Why sweet Jesus...Why!). And he's stuffing limes in his deeleecious Corona. Everybody else has good ol Bhud Layte... (somewhere in the distance.."red solo cup...ah fill you up...") Then in that definative "Jorhhay boosh" accent. Ehs is muy beehen sayrvaysah. Gawd.... And Pahblow...more white sauce for the cheeps (that crap is basically ranch dressing...peh) Anyway, the table is mawing down on there cheeps, foobar American(Belgium) beer and craptastical Mexican beer along with copious bowls of that monkey spooge crap. Then he goes in to how Tapatio is the best "salhsa" made (gawd...lonchera swill). Everybody orders...And he goes into this complex
Tayhas Fahgeetas" order. No onions, only red peppers (which dont come with it) and mushrooms (WTF?!?) Then he says he had this green sauce in D.C. I dont remember what its was called (maybe Salsa Verde...perhaps...estupido!) The chick behind my wife sounds like Moon Unit with her Strawberry Margarita "Ah dunno...Oh Mah Gawd...Ah Dunno...Oh Mah Gawd...ad nauseum". I ate...quickly. Got home... took my shoes of, and took a long draw on that bottle of Yaygherhoochie in the freezer...mmm...Jagerhoochie... At least I know that I will be making a power run down to Durham tomorrow where I can eat lunch with real illegal aliens that speak proper spanish and eat proper Mexican food...not monkey spooge and Tapatio on stale chips...

My rant is over. Need another "draw" and gonna watch "Panda-Schmanda II"

[K7SGJ]

Grandma always said, no Mexican food is better than bad Mexican food. As for the RNs, didja getem headed back to the Interstate in an Arkansaswardly direction?

[N8YX]

Our fav Mexican joint is somewhat inner city, is predominately staffed by Colombians and our rednecks don't seem to make complete asses of themselves. Prices are reasonable and the food is great. Univision is what's on the channel - period. It's an enjoyable hole in the wall.

Our second fav Mexican joint is staffed by a mixture of Latin American and Southern American nationals, is festively decorated and prices are a little more than the first place...but the food is good. The drunks are loud but tolerable. They have live senoritas on stage during the weekend. The heavier-set Swedish looking gal actually does a good job vocalizing regional Spanish folk songs. Prices are reasonable and the portions are HUGE: $20 buys dinner and lunch leftovers for both of us.

Moving up/down the ladder, the next one has a mixture of Mexican-Americans and U.S.-born help, is somewhat "trendy" and attracts (among other night life) the fabled "3-wolf shirt" crowd. It's more of a sports bar with a decidedly Mexican tilt. Prices and portions are commensurate with the environment, but overall it isn't that bad: Janet has eaten there with 'DSG and myself.

[KG4CGC]

Neumático y manillar del pepino de la cebolla de la salsa del escape de la tuerca de tornillo del barco.

[kf0rt]

Neumático y manillar del pepino de la cebolla de la salsa del escape de la tuerca de tornillo del barco.

tire and handlebars cucumber onion sauce escape from the ship's screw nut. (???)

[KG4CGC]

tire and handlebars cucumber onion sauce escape from the ship's screw nut. (???)

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[WV6Z]

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Have I told you how much I love you lately?

[K7SGJ]

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AH HA

I knew my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring would come in handay some day.
Letsee
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You stepped in WHAT?

[KG4CGC]

AH HA

I knew my Little Orphan Annie decoder ring would come in handay some day.
Letsee
4 uh huh 8 yep 15 16 okay 23 right and 42

You stepped in WHAT?

http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Numbers

[w3bny]

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Hey...when did we start transmitting Radio Bingo Clandestina!

Ende...ende...ende!