Strait or gay, front or back, why in the hell do people put things in holes that dont belong there? What happened to using your built in tools for sex? No no honey this isnt big enough let me go buy a python....Posts like this make me feel normal.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
Some forget KINK rule number one: Unless you're absolutely sure you can get it out, don't put it in.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
What is even crazier about these objects ending up in places they don't belong is the excuses people make up for how they got their.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
Plenty of safe toys if you must. Beads, anyone?![]()
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman