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    Another joke to complain about!!

    Prostate check-up...


    An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check
    your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.


    The old guy obeys and says,"99".

    The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

    Again, the old guy says, '99'."

    The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it
    out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

    The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ....


    Remember this is JUST a silly joke!!!!



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    What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?
    Gingrich?
    "Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by N8YX View Post
    Gingrich?
    Good one!
    The answer we were looking for was, "upchuckling."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    What single word describes laughing and throwing up at the same time?
    Santorum?
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    Blarffing?
    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    Santorum?
    Wrong end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    Blarffing?
    Gray area on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    Santorum?
    Wrong end.
    Yeah, I know, I read Dan Savage's column in the free paper every week. Livens up a dull lunch hour.

    I was just thinking of the ex-Senator's Presidential run. Suffice to say... there's a reason that the state of PA voted the dimwit out of office. Well, that, and the power of the name Bob Casey in this state.
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    I'm offended that I don't get it.

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