"People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs" -AD5MB
"If someone tells you he believes in and talks to an invisible bunny named Harvey, you put him on medication and a regimen of therapy. If someone tells you he believes in and talks to God, well, that's perfectly acceptable. Why that's the case is impossible for me to fathom." - WP2XX
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"Stop using sex as a weapon"
Written by KELLY, TOM / STEINBERG, BILLY
Sung by Pat Benatar
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Now that is really singing from one's diaphragm.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Fake orgasm.
That is all.
Fake hell. It was good for me.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
The chick DJ on the country music station in San Andreas used a harmonica. Sounded much better.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Well, I can guess that we're not going to see her show up on America's Got Talent in the near future.
I'm stlll LMAO though!
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Probably is funnier that I could see. Problem is, I've been to a couple of comedy clubs lately and, except for the very talented stand-up I go to support personally, EVERY OTHER F"ING ACT is nothing but SEX...SEX....SEX....SEX...SEX. The non-sex jokes are rare as hen's teeth, except for Georgie's act.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Here's Georgie Porgy act. One of many on youtube.
Notice that the MC is little more than a Seinfeld clone.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
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