Nothing takes the new out of a new truck faster than your wife backing into it.
I know what she is getting for Christmas this year.
Nothing takes the new out of a new truck faster than your wife backing into it.
I know what she is getting for Christmas this year.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Coal futures just took a big jump.Originally Posted by K7SGJ
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
One reason i park the van a long way from the wife's car.
And she's not allowed to drive it either, after the one time she did made a dent of 600 euro's in it......
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
Ouch.
More than a few years ago, I'd just taken delivery of my new van. It was right before Thanksgiving, the dealership was actually nice enough to meet me at the school (I was teaching Amateur Radio classes nights at the Community College) to sign the paperwork and hand over the keys. Drove it for the first time up to a shopping center to grab a few things. Came out, and the driver's door and side panel had been keyed. I'd officially owned it for about 3 hours, and had driven it maybe 4 miles.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
I had the same thing happen with my last truck. Two days old and some AH keyed the driver door, at work no less. Musta pissed in somebody's Cheerios.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Shortly after I bought my new truck, someone at Kroger's parking lot deflowered it for me.
cul de n8tb
"Sadly, it always takes a few martyrs to get the ball rolling." Colonel Tim Boldman 2001
"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."--William James
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor J. Stenger
Two weeks after I got my first bike, someone hit it while I was at my doctor's office. Of course they picked it up and placed it back where it was before they hit it. $900 in damage, $500 deductible.
At least my wife left a note under the wiper blade.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
What'd it say?
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