Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Spanish border.

The Spanish Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala
to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Spanish official.

"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the germans says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Spanish customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law."



The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
over.

I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Spanish officer, "He can'ta come.. He'sa busy
witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"