"It's not a,a , a, big truck! It's a series of tubes. You put something in, and it gets slowed down..."

And this guy design policies surrounding the internet. In all fairness, it kinda is like a series of tubes, or as I say, "Fat Pipes".

Disclaimer: I change the server ident tags of all boxens I run to "Fat Tube" or "Big Pipe"; and denote versions in inches. :)