this indian went into a whore house... told the madam he wanted a girl. the madam asked if he has ever had sex before. he said no. well the madam told him to go practice on a tree
well

the indian came back couple weeks later told the madam he wanted a girl, the madam asked if he did what she said, he said yes.
so she showed him one of his girls and he said he would take her.

the girl and the indian go upstairs

few minutes later the madam heard the girl give off the most horrid screams. she runs up stairs to the room opens the door and sees the indian with a big stick....

the madam asks what the hell are you doing.

the indian says "me no stupid indian, me check for bees"