Wow, Don't try that at home...
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
Getting that mercury in the mouth probably isn't wise either.
this indian went into a whore house... told the madam he wanted a girl. the madam asked if he has ever had sex before. he said no. well the madam told him to go practice on a tree
well
the indian came back couple weeks later told the madam he wanted a girl, the madam asked if he did what she said, he said yes.
so she showed him one of his girls and he said he would take her.
the girl and the indian go upstairs
few minutes later the madam heard the girl give off the most horrid screams. she runs up stairs to the room opens the door and sees the indian with a big stick....
the madam asks what the hell are you doing.
the indian says "me no stupid indian, me check for bees"
I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!
Oh!... I get it, he was an American Indian.
That was some good stuff. There is a group from Ceylon who is also very good. I used to enjoy stuff like that. For example I have jumped off roofs onto cars years ago. I also had a friend throw bricks into my chest and back to see how much bruising would occur. I have also smashed flourescent tubes against my bare chest and back. If you do it fast you won't get cut bad. Matter of fact the florescent tube body smash is a common internet, YouTube stunt.
Sometimes there is nothing like letting go and taking the pain and abuse.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
Well, it beats the usual bed of nails and teasing cobras stuff.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
This is the kinda stuff we export these days.
I've probably seen things that were more stupid, but I really can't remember when.
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
Ah , yesterday maybe?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
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