Advice for an old guy...
I was working out in the gym when
I spotted a sweet young thing...
I asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked me up and down and said
"try the ATM in the lobby."
Gravity is the weakest, yet the most persistent force in the cosmos. One can only imagine what it'll do to those implants when their host reaches geezer age...
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
...bending the top rail of her walker.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
I'm sure she'll get some support; from every swing dick in the hood.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
I don't know WHY I pictured her spinning on a turntable, WATT's wrong with me?
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
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