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Ok....here's my condition. The cancer isn't in my stomach, it's in my esophagus. And, it's a type that loves to take a nice, long swim in my blood stream, so the spots on my liver are most probably meta-static cancer - that's its favorite vacation destination. So that's the bad news.
The good news is this type of cancer is very controllable with medication that only has mild side-effects, and my hair ain't gonna fall out yet. And it normally starts shrinking the tumor immediately, so could be that I'll FINALLY be able to chow-down normally soon. And no major surgery for the near-term.
I'm HUNGRY!!!!!!