OK, it's not shit in a box, but it's a freaquin' GREAT Salad dressing
Sweet and Sour Celery Seed
It's from the English Tea Room in Boston at 29 Newberry St. May it rest in peace. That was one of the BEST and student-friendly restauarants I've ever been in. It was highly unique and the food was great and the prices were very low.
Enjoy the dressing!