An ugly, horrible, bad tempered, bad mouthed, irritated woman walks into a shop with two children while shouting at them. The shop attendant, a polite young man welcomed the woman saying:
“Good morning Madam, what a lovely pair of beautiful children you have. Are they twins?”
The woman looks at him in disgust and sarcastically replies: “Twins?....One is 7 and the other is 9....Twins? How can they be twins? Are you stupid or blind?
To which the attendant replies: “No madam, I am neither stupid nor blind, I just can't believe somebody would f..k you twice”!
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