Store refused to sell Grandma whisky.

[KG4CGC]

Flamboyant booze selling twit

Geezerless limp twattled flamer spittle

[kf0rt]

Geezerless limp twattled flamer spittle

You made that up.

[rot]

You made that up.

First misread it as "limped twatted" which would be the gender equal to "limped dicked" so a chuckle was had. Upon futher research urban dictionary claims twatted is very drunk and other reference to twatted as the past tense of tweeting.

Then I actually confimed "twattled" as written on second/third pass and a chuckle was had again.

Senior moments/General retardness is turning out to be a growth sector here.

rot

[K7SGJ]

First misread it as "limped twatted" which would be the gender equal to "limped dicked" so a chuckle was had. Upon futher research urban dictionary claims twatted is very drunk and other reference to twatted as the past tense of tweeting.

Then I actually confimed "twattled" as written on second/third pass and a chuckle was had again.

Senior moments/General retardness is turning out to be a growth sector here.

rot

Caused by being too close to the fire when the retardant is dropped?

[kf0rt]

Senior moments/General retardness is turning out to be a growth sector here.

Remember when you were a kid and knew it all?

[K7SGJ]

Remember when you were a kid and knew it all?

Ya, but now my kids know it all.

[NA4BH]

Geezerless limp twattled flamer spittle

Left handed floor joist slinging nimrod slug