eat it John.
eat it John.
Well, if old people want to be treated just like younger people... I mean, we can't revoke a person's license because "Well, the definitely look old!"
You kidding. I can't hook up with a minor. That would be plain wrong..Originally Posted by WØTKX
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
According to an umimpeachable source, e.g., someone I met from SoCal in '64, there really WAS a "Little Old Lady form Pasedena."
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Yeah, and I think it was my XYL—she's from there and she has a lead foot. I'm a former wannabe Boy Racer and am always telling her to slow down.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Years ago, there used to be a very special race up at Penn State during Greek Week. It was called the Phi Psi 500... it was a race that included stops at 6 bars between the start & finish lines, at you had to chug a drink at each bar (your choice, beer or Coke. You can guess what most people picked). The race as I knew it is long gone, but never mind that...Damn Zealous Nazi Bastards.
The Penn State ARC was often asked to provide communications between start/finish and the bars. Yes, there were problems with drunks, and the crowd, and so forth. Anyway, this one year, I'm stationed in a dive of a bar called the Rathskelller. The bouncers were carding everyone who walked in, and yes, the Pa LCB had agents present, so they dared not screw around. And this I witnessed:
Some wise-ass alumni, with his spouse or SO, clearly in his late 40's or early 50's, wise cracks to one of the bouncers "you don't have to card me, not with all this grey hair, hah hah." [Remember: this is IN FRONT of a state liquor control board officer, who could fine the bar on the spot... or shut them down.] Bouncer politely but firmly says "I'm sorry sir, today we are carding everyone, no exceptions, as per state regulations. ID please?"
The wise ass didn't have his wallet. He wasn't allowed in. (His companion was... with a big smirk on her face)
Last I saw of him, he was outside, talking emphatically with the bouncer... and a State College cop... who was reading him the riot act for being a smart ass.
So yes, I can believe that Grannie didn't get her booze if she didn't have ID on her.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Technically they are supposed to check the ID of everyone who tries to buy the narcotic. Matter of fact, some lawmakers in some states want liquor store and bar owners to record the id of everyone who buys any quantity of the drug regardless of its substrate.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
Geezerless limp twattled flamer spittle
You made that up.
It's in the bartenders guide to diplomacy.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
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