I wish I was in the land of pumpkins,
Humpin' pumpkins like a country bumpkin;
Hump away, hump away, hump away, Pumpkinland
In Pumpkinland where I was born,
A li'l' orange bastard one frosty morn'
Hump away, hump away, hump away, Pumpkinland.

Now that's just NASTY!