When the frost is on the pumpkin,

[kc7jty]

that's the time for dickey dunkin.

[W3MPS]

And when the weather is hot and sticky, tis not the time to dunk your dickey

[W1GUH]

Oh, way down yonder in the pumpkin patch
On Halloween night, I got my first snatch
In and Out
In and Out
In and Out
Pumpking patch.

Chorus:

Oh, I wish I was humpin' pumpkins
All Day
All Night
We'll have a swingin' time in the pumpkin patch
With all those pumpkins humpin'
All Day
All Night
I wish I was humpin' pumpkins.

Oh the Great Pumpking is a whiz at ####in'
Look at all those little pumpkins.
Look around
Look around
Look around
Bastard pumpkins.

(Chorus)

[kb2vxa]

I wish I was in the land of pumpkins,
Humpin' pumpkins like a country bumpkin;
Hump away, hump away, hump away, Pumpkinland
In Pumpkinland where I was born,
A li'l' orange bastard one frosty morn'
Hump away, hump away, hump away, Pumpkinland.

Now that's just NASTY!

[n2ize]

And when the weather is hot and sticky, tis not the time to dunk your dickey

But when the frost is on the pumpkin... That's the time for Dickey Dunkin...