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    SK Member Feb 2017 W4GPL's Avatar
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    Excuse me ma'am, would you like a free breast exam?

    http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/201...c-exams-breast

    "and she knew something was wrong when his hands wandered elsewhere, the Sun-Sentinel reported."

    That's when you figured out something wasn't right?

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    What kind of person takes someone up on such an offer?

    Whole lotta fail going on there. :roll:
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    Very innovative....You can't beat private enterprise...

    I remember years ago when my pretty secretary came in to the office with a nasty cold....I offered to rub some Vicks Vapo Rub on her chest but she declined and gave me a funny look....I was only trying to be helpful..

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    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    1. The police department
    2. The Court house
    3. A sexual harassment defense lawyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    That is wrong on SO many levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kf0rt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    That is wrong on SO many levels.
    That depends. How old is his son?
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    You'd have to know him. true story.

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    Whatever floats your boat... I guess.

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