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  1. 10-24-2011, 06:55 AM #1
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    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    1. The police department
    2. The Court house
    3. A sexual harassment defense lawyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    That is wrong on SO many levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kf0rt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    My oldest son took a 'pick-up line' joke book to Wal-Mart the other day and came home with three phone numbers.
    That is wrong on SO many levels.
    That depends. How old is his son?
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