An American business man went to Japan on business. While there, his Japanese counterparts showed him the town as is the custom over there.
His first night, he was set up with a Japanese prostitute. She was sent to his hotel room and they began to get busy.
All night she kept yelling, "Hiyasheema! Hiyasheema! Hiyasheema!" The American business man thought to himself, "Wow! I'm really hot shit and she's really enjoying this!"
The next day he was out on the golf course with some of the Japanese business men he was sent there to meet. Mr. Oshikawa described the interesting and difficult par 3 they were about to play.
Mr. American business man was a pretty competent golfer and even bragged to Mr. Oshikawa that he would make the shot in short order. Mr. Oshikawa wished him very much luck and stood back to give Mr. American room to swing.
The American business man lined up his shot and POW! Hole In One! Mr. American jumped in the air and yelled out, "HIYASHEEMA!"
Mr Oshikawa looked at him puzzled and said, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"