So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
had the same problem. It'll pass as you get older.
lol
No masturbation, no coffee, not cigarettes, no alcohol. Just kill me now, because you've cut out all 3 major food groups, and my only form of exercise
You guys rule.
WOW!
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Good heavens, you are a cynic, after all!Originally Posted by W4GPL
So, when he examined your prostate ...
:vomit::vomit:
:vomit::vomit:
Now Barkeep.... you're about to drive me to drink!!!!!!!
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
Jeff must have gone to the same optometrist that I have.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
One of the best jokes I ever heard!!!!! Thanks!
I LOVE telling it -- everybody love it. And...it goes over specially good with the ladies.
Have any idea where it came from?
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
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