I'm just messin' with ya, Bill, but if you want to send it e-mail is my call sign (AT) cox.netOriginally Posted by kc7jty
I'm just messin' with ya, Bill, but if you want to send it e-mail is my call sign (AT) cox.net
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
A devout rabbi decides one beautiful Saturday morning to let his subordinate run services, basically plays hooky and heads to the golf course.
On the first green, he shoots a hole in one.
Right after this happens, one of the Angels turns to God (who is watching... He's always watching) and says "I don't understand. I know this is a devout man, but he shirked off his duties to his congregation today to go play golf...on the Sabbath yet... and you permitted him to shoot a hole in one? Why, Lord, why?"
God turns to the angel, chuckles, and replies "Who's he going to tell?"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Have a video you want to share that came in your email? Well don't be a dope like the guy who sent it! Upload to FB or YouTube!
Just be sure to credit whoever or make sure you say it isn't your work and that you're just doing this to make it easier to share.
That's what I did when that "Tequila" thing was going around the emails in '07. ☺
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zklBOOs_Ffg
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Now that's a bong
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
RIP ALBI-W3MIV RIP RUSS-W5RB RIP BOB-VK3ZL
Looks more like his hair was bonged.
Naaa, it's a non-orientable surface, dude!
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
AKA a Klein Bottle, the 3D equivalent of a Moebius Strip. It's actually only a representation, though, since it would be impossible to build the real thing. In a real Klein Bottle, the "neck" part would have to pass through the wall without making a hole.Naaa, it's a non-orientable surface, dude!
Last edited by NQ6U; 10-16-2011 at 11:30 AM.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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