So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
So I went to doctor's office today...
Doctor comes into the exam room, says "Jeff, you have to stop masturbating!"
I say.. "doctor, my god, why!?"
... "because I'm about to start your examination".
had the same problem. It'll pass as you get older.
lol
No masturbation, no coffee, not cigarettes, no alcohol. Just kill me now, because you've cut out all 3 major food groups, and my only form of exercise
You guys rule.
WOW!
hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh
Good heavens, you are a cynic, after all!Originally Posted by W4GPL
So, when he examined your prostate ...
:vomit::vomit:
:vomit::vomit:
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
Jeff must have gone to the same optometrist that I have.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
One of the best jokes I ever heard!!!!! Thanks!
I LOVE telling it -- everybody love it. And...it goes over specially good with the ladies.
Have any idea where it came from?
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Haha, it's great, especially if you deliver it well and completely out of the blue. It floors people. I love it. ;)
I first heard it from a bar tender a few weeks ago, sorry no clear attribution. :)
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