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  1. 10-09-2011, 02:25 PM #1
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    'I'm doing this chick'...

    What naked man, 54, told officers who found him romping with woman, 71, in back of Buick Regal...

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    Caught: Rita Daniels, 71, left, was called a 'chick'
    by Tim Adams, 54 when arrested in Farmington,
    Michigan, for having sex in the back of his car.
    Both were drunk and didn't know each other's names.

    City of Farmington police officer Andrew Morche arrived outside Luigi's restaurant on the night of Semptember 3 after receiving a complaint from nearby diners, The SmokingGun reported.

    He discovered the car windows were 'covered with heavy condensation' and that the vehicle was 'rocking slightly while parked', according to his police report.
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  2. 10-09-2011, 03:00 PM #2
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    I guess it's true. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
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    For 71, that chick isn't all that bad -- especially considering that's a mug shot.

    Add beer goggles & voila! "Hot Chick!"

    AND...as an added bonus....unless she's a very late developer, no pregnancy issues. What more could a guy on the make want?
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    Two paper bags.
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    Stapled at the neck so there would be no chance that either could come off.
    I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    For 71, that chick isn't all that bad -- especially considering that's a mug shot.

    Add beer goggles & voila! "Hot Chick!"

    AND...as an added bonus....unless she's a very late developer, no pregnancy issues. What more could a guy on the make want?
    By the age of 54 he should be long done with that type of behavior. I got over it before I even turned 50.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    By the age of 54 he should be long done with that type of behavior. I got over it before I even turned 50.
    They make Viagra for that now.
    I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
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    Look at the mugshot. Points for attitude.
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    It looks like they snapped her photo just as the TSA started their exam.
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