I'd use a bottle and a half...... the wolf spiders we've got in these neck of the woods are so big they rear up on their legs and bark at you ......
..... and don't get me started on our newest little threats around here..... the hobo spider .... real nasties they are....... gawd ....I'm beginning to sound like Pat MHZ
You'd need to come up with a couple train loads of broken radios first. BTW I hadn't been aware of Hobo Spiders. I did a quick search and they ARE nasty.
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