I remember just how popular plain corn chips and salsa were and are having bought several duffel bag sized bags of them and cases of salsa for a BBQ at one of those club discount warehouse stores. The whole lot went in an hour leaving guests to figure out how to force down the usual BBQ fare cooking on the grill. Now if they toss Doritos in the grave they better toss in a few jars of salsa or the Curse of Arch will be upon them unto the seventh generation making Tut's Curse look like a walk in the park.