Phone rings about 6 PM tonight. Caller ID shows it as "Florida" with a number I recognize from a few other attempted calls the last few weeks.
Woman asks for my wife. I ask who's calling. She informs me it's from some "e" diabetes organization I've never heard of before... I inform her that since I'm the diabetic, she wants to talk to me.
Well, guess what! This organization that I've never heard of before, and doesn't know who I am, is giving me a FREE talking glucose meter! It's an upgrade over what I have! (Never mind that there's no possible way that they can know what I have). It's something that they're doing for everyone who's on Medicare! (I don't have Medicare, I don't qualify... too young)
I know where this is going, so I decide to have a little fun with her. Everything she says, another question from me. "What do you mean it's free?" "What's wrong with the one I have?" "Who pays for this, really?" are the three key questions I throw at her in one form or another.
Clearly had her rattled and on the ropes. Sadly, the fun came to an end, I suddenly here a male voice in the background say "F**k it. Just hang up." and she says "Sorry to have bothered you sir" and hangs up.
Don't get mad... get even.
BTW, for those who don't know, a regular glucose meter can be bought in any drug store, the local Rite Aid had them for $19.95 (saw one on Monday when I had to get some supplies). Talking ones? $49.95. Gahd only knows what they would have tried to charge my insurance company if I'd been dumb enough to give them the insurance info...
Last edited by W3WN; 09-22-2011 at 10:32 AM. Reason: add details, fix typo
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