Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
I imagine they're going to charge him with shoplifting and assault with a deadly pork loin. But, in a similar vein, how about this brilliant schmuck?



He tried to stick up a 7-Eleven but his Gumby suit got in the way of pulling out his weapon. He ended up leaving, dropping 26 cents on the way out.

I saw that....outstanding!