Two little old ladies are sitting in church listening to the windbag parson droning on and on with a long boring serman..
After the service was over the two relieved little old ladies are at last outside in the fresh air..
One of the ladies remarks, " You know dear, that sermon was so long my bum went to sleep"..
The other lady replied, "I know dear, I heard it snore three times" ....
Bob..VK3ZL..
The "one cheek sneak" is difficult to do quietly on a church pew. No upholstery "silencer".
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
I've been there.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
lulz!
Do they make activated carbon Depends™?
A little muffler, a little gas scrubber.
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