Two little old ladies are sitting in church listening to the windbag parson droning on and on with a long boring serman..

After the service was over the two relieved little old ladies are at last outside in the fresh air..

One of the ladies remarks, " You know dear, that sermon was so long my bum went to sleep"..

The other lady replied, "I know dear, I heard it snore three times" ....


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