They say that memory is the first thing to go, I dont have that issue yet (I dont think so anyway). However, my damn facial hair grows clean up to my eyes, and I find myself trimming my nose and ear hair every few days.

So...

1) Hair growing where you dont want it. Check.
2) Memory loss...nope
3) Yelling at kids to get off my lawn..nope
4) Talking about how things were in yesteryear. Check.

Hum..signs that middle age is dawning?

Meh, not such a bad thing I guess. My temperament has settled, so its not all bad. =)