(Following email forwarded to me from my son at the Washington Nationals, with the notation "this is how we deal with a crisis in DC.):
From: Mike Shane
Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:31 PM
To: < list redacted >
Subject: Post earthquake advice from the sales management team
All-
No need to panic.
It's only a tremor.
We will still play tonight.
Resume normal business activities
Mike Shane
Manager, Premium Sales | Ticket Sales
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