(Following email forwarded to me from my son at the Washington Nationals, with the notation "this is how we deal with a crisis in DC.):
From: Mike Shane
Sent: Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:31 PM
To: < list redacted >
Subject: Post earthquake advice from the sales management team
All-
No need to panic.
It's only a tremor.
We will still play tonight.
Resume normal business activities
Mike Shane
Manager, Premium Sales | Ticket Sales
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
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"Redacted?"
Wow. Fancy!!!
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
"...and earthquakes are, to a girl's guitar;
They're just another good vibration..."
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
And all this time I thought it was just Gov. Lardass farting xD
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
It was, only he farted on Saturday and it took 3 days for it to pass those enormous butt cheeks.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
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Aftershocks are a bitch, aren't they?Originally Posted by kb2vxa
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
Yeah, the wind should get here late this coming Saturday.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
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