Flymo's are a product of reverse engineering from Area 51Originally Posted by NA4BH
Flymo's are a product of reverse engineering from Area 51
Why,driving into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour, would I expect it not to hurt!
Walk and Talk like a Canajun!!
They both fly in the face of intelligent human reasoning.
oh.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Thin crust, white sauce, greek olives, sundried tomatoes, gyros, and/or a few anchovies.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Thin crust, white sauce, greek olives, sundried tomatoes, gyros, and/or a few anchovies.FWIW, I have found that most frozen mass produced alleged pizzas can be vastly improved simply by adding extra mozzarella prior to baking or (*gasp!*) microwaving them. They still will have a long way to go, but at least the cardborad will have SOME taste to it. When you're in a pinch, sometimes that's the best thing to do."Ah, I'd like a pizza to go. With no anchovies."
"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name... DANGER!"
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"What?"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Yes, I buy decent frozen pizzas and doctor them up. Feta, Parmesan and olives help a lot.
Papa Murphy take and bake basics are better than frozen, but Nick 'n Willies is a lot better.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Papa Murphy's Irish pizza.
Has to be better than pizza from, "Famous Potatoes."
The cheapest bread machine out there will turn out a passable pizza crust (from scratch) in about an hour while you do anything else you want. You can make it thin, deep-dish, whatever... and if you line your oven rack with terracotta tiles (I cut mine to fit at Home Deepot on a wet saw fer free), you can do an excellent pizza -- pardon me Will -- 'as you like it.'
Whutz the deal?
There are pizza's and there are Pso's.. (Pizza shaped objects). Coming from a "pizza blessed" land I am spoiled.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
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