Bachmann's brain has been deep fried—deep fried by her love for Jesus! Why do you think she married a gay man? It allows her to save her virginity for the Second Coming (no pun intended) of her supernatural lover.
Please pass the brain bleach xD
Encrypt everything. Even if you have nothing to hide. It increases the noise floor.
Just imagine her surprise when she wakes up in the afterlife all anxious to give herself to Jesus and, instead, a gentlemen who bears a striking resemblance to Mick Jagger with a goatee walks up to her and says "Please allow me to introduce myself..."
Last edited by NQ6U; 08-13-2011 at 07:18 PM.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Just imagine her surprise when she wakes up in the afterlife all anxious to give herself to Jesus and, instead, a gentlemen who bears a striking resemblance to Mick Jagger with a goatee walks up to her and says "Please allow me to introduce myself..."