And to the Island's Borderline Extraordinary Barkeep! w00t!
Let us celebrate my Borderline Extraordinariness with drink and mirth making!

First of all, in honor of our new chosen Pope Carlo I, I present the drink of the week,
The MOJITO!



And now for the general consumption of our celebratory Borderline Barkeep, may I present a shot of this for everyone!



Sip that stuff, that ain't slammin hootch!

And now for the rest of the night and to further enhance my self exultedness and borderline nature, I bring you this:



OK! Now let's get sloppy drunk and learn to borderline genuflect before me whilst you present me with gifts!

The standard brink boat is always here to service you!



Make MIRTH I SAY!