All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
But that is the funny thing. In this area I swear that they card more often for smokes than booze. More often than smokes they card for glue, fabric paint, bondo, material that may be explicit, etc. I just think they have their priorities screwed up. Not saying its bad to card but the manner in which it is done is simply strange.
And again I make my point that the clerk was incapable of math or simply lazy. Unless there is a fake id ring in my area that I dont know about produced just so teens can by smokes. Add in the fact that if she knew how to run her register that when the card wouldnt swipe she would have known that she could scan it. ;)
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
Card you for this, card you for that, store savings cards, club cards, and SSN's... the vice database, it grows, and grows, and grows, awaiting the day insurance companies and law enforcement can finally harvest it's bountiful goodness.
I'm busy skewing the results by "forgetting" my store cards when buying things society has issues about. It gets put on the managers card.
"Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
"Actually, it's a Democratic Republic; Democratic comes first".
Please don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is obviously me, But my attitude depends largely upon you.
Only place I ever get carded for alcohol is at the Renaissance Festival. I tell the cute chicks (all of 'em, at my age) that "I've got socks that are old enough to drink." That usually gets a smile.
All the other places I buy alcohol, I'm just known as "that guy who's sending my kid to school."
When a store cards me for cigarettes, it's always the same old story when I ask, "Do you really think I'm not 18?" The answer is, "My boss makes me card everyone."
I walk out and go elsewhere. There's lots of other stores that have the modicum of judgement to know that I'm old enough.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick