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    What happened to the essurance chick?

    She's not in their commercials anymore -- now there's just a couple or three dorks -- but her picture is on the wall. Did she get laid-off or die or something?

    Wish she'd off that irritating progressive wench!
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    Really? Unicorns and Glitter? No?

    I like the Flo! I think she's kinda hawt.

    But Danielle on American Pickers is even better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Really? Unicorns and Glitter? No?

    I like the Flo! I think she's kinda hawt.

    But Danielle on American Pickers is even better.
    how about NCIS abby and ziva
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    She's not in their commercials anymore -- now there's just a couple or three dorks -- but her picture is on the wall. Did she get laid-off or die or something?

    Wish she'd off that irritating progressive wench!
    BLASPHEMY! Flo is THE shit...... I kinda like pale, pasty, Yankee chicks who have either not been out in the sunlight for 10 years, use SPF 1,000,000 products, or are deceased....... or all three of the above.
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    She's in a traveling band.
    She's coming to your town.
    She'll help you party down.
    She's in a traveling band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Really? Unicorns and Glitter? No?

    I like the Flo! I think she's kinda hawt.

    But Danielle on American Pickers is even better.
    She looks like a cheap hooker. Particularly that lipstick. It screams give me 10$ and ill give you party lines.

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    I'd be willing to take a shot at altering Flo's walking stride.
    I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W2IBC View Post
    how about NCIS abby and ziva
    Way, way out of the essurance chick's and the progressive wench's league. They're actually worth watching!

    Re: Flo...

    If only she'd keep that irritating trap shut.
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    She's not in their commercials anymore -- now there's just a couple or three dorks -- but her picture is on the wall. Did she get laid-off or die or something?

    Wish she'd off that irritating progressive wench!
    I hear she got injured filming a stunt. Right now, she's drawin' disability. At least until she gets her color back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    I hear she got injured filming a stunt. Right now, she's drawin' disability. At least until she gets her color back.
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