As men seldom do with ice cream fajitas.
Aside from the two and a half seizures that took place over the duration of the meal, it went swimmingly...if you were swimming in a pool full of shit and garbage and uncomfortable conversation topics. Allen harped on the fact that he had a low sperm count. He blamed it on masturbating too much in the womb, but doctors have concurred that it's from eating shaving cream in bulk quantities. Katherine, clearly uninterested, performed a long awaited root canal operation on herself using a salad fork. The two polished off several bottles of raw ether throughout the evening. Also, Allen and Katherine unknowingly, but mutually laced each other's drinks with a tablespoon of LSD and a baker's dozen of unmarked pills, which we're sure contributed to the date's inevitable downfall that happened next.
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