... Don't eat the meat! No! I don't mean because of radiation. I mean because it might be made from
Don't Eat The Japanese Meat!
... Don't eat the meat! No! I don't mean because of radiation. I mean because it might be made from
Don't Eat The Japanese Meat!
Well, Soylent Green is people..... Hmm, in that case, more like a byproduct of people.
Just remember people, it's a big shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite.
Bah, eating the meat here isnt all that good for you either. Ill be at my parents house and mom will send me to the store for food etc and then get pissed at what it costs when I go to farmers markets, butchers, health stores etc and come back with organic, pesticide free, steroid free, no preservatives food etc. But you know what? My food taste better, I lost 35 lbs, and Im not as tired anymore. Idk how much worse this meat can be for you than that shit walmart etc tries to pass off as eatable.
"A night sky full of cries. Hearts filled with lies. The contract: is it worth the price?"
Soylent Brown 25? It has the nutrition value of beef stew.
http://youtu.be/008BPUdQ1XA
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
It was already predicted...Lou Brown: [Lou's talk to the team before the opening day game] All right people, we got 10 minutes 'till game time, let's all gather 'round.
I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last.
The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves.
Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time.
So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!
[entire team laughs]
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Kraft has been making that for 90 years now, and selling it to tasteless, dumb ass Americans.
This burger tastes like shiat. And you was right.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15