Had a fun few days. Stone in left kidney was shocked to fragment it on Tuesday. Thursday morning at 0100, I awoke in incredible pain. Kidney apparently was totally blocked and going bananas in protest. Finally got a doc on the horn (at 0500 -- he not real happy). Xyl drove me to the Howard County Hospital ER (fortunately, a Johns Hopkins Health System hospital); got there at 0615 and went into surgery at 1330 (well laced with funny stuff so did not feel a thing). Busy morning.
Now back at home, wearing a catheter and bag, with a stent in my pecker parts. Mass of fragments got stuck in the flume and plugged the outlet entirely. Lucky not to have done more damage than it did.
I have it on good authority that the total bill will be in the neighborhood of $30K -- I plan to send it to Paul Ryan along with a quart of the bright red output of my now-functioning system.