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  1. 05-18-2011, 05:03 PM #1
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    Ronald McDonald to Retire?

    Is Ronald more creepy than cute? Will McD's dump him for a Chihuahua?

    McDonald's is under attack again for force-feeding our nation's children greasy, delicious fries. A group called Corporate Accountability International took out full-page ads today in several prominent newspapers, titled "Doctor's Orders: Stop Marketing Junk Food to Children."

    And while this grievance might not seem new, exactly, CAI is launching another campaign on Thursday against Ronald McDonald himself, whom the watchdog group called a "Deep Fried Joe Camel." They claim Ronald's the equivalent of a drug pusher for MSG-addicted kids.

    But how "friendly" is Ronald? A new study done by outside marketing group Ace Metric found that in a survey group of 500, an overwhelming amount found a guy with big red lips and white greasepaint more creepy than cute.
    How hard can it be to teach a cat to say "want fries with that?"

    Five Most Ridiculous Defenses for Keeping Ronald.

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  2. 05-20-2011, 02:27 PM #2
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    Have you tried the "NEW" Strawberry/Lemonade thing McDonalds has? Jesus Christ, I had to lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    Have you tried the "NEW" Strawberry/Lemonade thing McDonalds has? Jesus Christ, I had to lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth.
    Interesting....perform the Heinie lick maneuver on yourself...what a guy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W5GA View Post
    Interesting....perform the Heinie lick maneuver on yourself...what a guy!!
    Who needs subordinates when you can kiss your own ass?
    Man's got it made!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W5GA View Post
    Interesting....perform the Heinie lick maneuver on yourself...what a guy!!
    :rofl:

    Heck if I could do that, I'd spend more time at the front door than the back. :twisted:
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    This thread hit a new low in record time. A new WALT award for Worked All Low Threads.
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    Two posts and



    BAMM



    Try one of those things and see if you don't do the same..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    This thread hit a new low in record time. A new WALT award for Worked All Low Threads.
    Sorry 'bout that.
    But, considering Ronald's not going anywhere, I personally felt we had both the expectation and the responsibility to ensure that this thread focused on The Godfather's ass because it could drive by at any time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ki4itv View Post
    Sorry 'bout that.
    But, considering Ronald's not going anywhere, I personally felt we had both the expectation and the responsibility to ensure that this thread focused on The Godfather's ass because it could drive by at any time.
    See, Charles, here is a man that pays attention to detail.
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  10. 05-21-2011, 07:52 PM #10
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    Ron White!!!!

    But seriously, I recently learned that the reason Quagmire hates Brian so much is because Brain can perform the acts mentioned here.
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