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    Fart Suspension

    Whatever triumph that boy might have felt in the school bus that day, it will come nowhere close to the shame he's about to carry around with him for the rest of his life, knowing his mother had to craft that "farting runs in the family" excuse note for him and send it to the local paper.
    http://gawker.com/5801457/ohio-stude...bus-flatulence
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    If you take beano.. Where does the fart go ???

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    Boston Harbor.

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    That boy has a bright future at a slew of college fraternities.
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    It must have been a good one, just look at the expression on his face. :rofl:

    Somehow, I now feel closer to the kid........
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    The boy commit a terrorist act. He should be at Gitmo,
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    The boy commit a terrorist act. He should be at Gitmo,
    Waterboard him.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    What about WendyPeffercorn?
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    The boy commit a terrorist act. He should be at Gitmo,
    Good thing he couldn't get the match lit.
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    The really sad thing is how this is a reflection of a conservative Puritan society that creates its own criminals out of thin air.
    Can anyone else extrapolate on this idea?

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